At long last, investigators have tracked the billions of dollars in MF Global customer money. They found it –
Oh, wait. They’re not saying where they found it, because their afraid it’ll disappear again, and they won’t be able to retrieve it or potentially prosecute anyone for wrongdoing.
Either this is a big ruse to make people feel better that their money’s been found, or investigators are just dumb. If I was holding $20 million in dirty money from MF Global, do you think I’d wait around after you said you were able to trace it? Heck no!
The chances of those customers getting that money back are falling quickly…